Ways to find out England are not in Europe

Wednesday 21st Nov.

Just like the Likely Lads? Except Brian Glover was played by a short moustached and armed guard escorting tourists out of Tikal after sunset.

Estas Suisse? (Are you Swiss - informal)
No (No)
De donde eres (Where are you from?)
De Inglaterra (I'm from England)
Ingles?! (English)
Si (Yes)
Inglaterra equipo de futbol terminado (The England football team is terminated)
Que? (What?)
Terminado! (Terminated)
Copa de Europa? (European Cup?)
Si (Yes)
Croatia...? (Croatia?)
Tres (Three goals)
y (and...)
Inglaterra dos (England two)
Cahones (Balls)