Friday, 3 October 2008

From Buccanear to F'Kinnear

When Joe Kinnear held his first bleeping press conference as manager of Newcastle United. 

The first press conference perfomance by Newcastle United's latest new manager takes me back to the mid-1990s. King Kevin Keegan ruled supreme and Newcastle had such a attack-minded swashbuckling style that they became styled the Entertainers and everyone's second favourite team. Keegan put all in his buccaneering football philosophy and eventually missed out on the Premiership title by a handful of points. Joe Kinnear's surprise appointment to replace Keegan after the Messiah's second coming came to an abrupt end attracted plenty of press amazement. Joe has quickly demonstrated his attacking credentials too. This time it was the assembled journalists who were on the defensive rather than a flat-footed back four as Joe launched into a tirade of F and C words.

The ensuing media attention has made most of how many words have to be bleeped before any of his conference could be broadcast. There is an old adage I have now stopped using when thinking about Newcastle. The one that goes 'it can't get any worse.' Newcastle's stock has plunged quicker than the Dow Jones and instead of the Bank of America coming to the rescue we have someone from Nigeria who, I'm all too sure, has promised to buy the club by email in return for Ashley's bank account details. I would not put it past our lager-swilling mate of the terraces to fall for the scam after being careless enough not to check out the mortgage repayment conditions on St James's Park. How can people become so rich while being so careless?

So what next in the comedy revue that currently is Newcastle United Football Club? I shudder to think what might be round the next corner, who will be behind the next own goal and when they will be next put on the spot. 


Thursday, 11 September 2008

Will You Buckle?

Will Buckley performs as the Man Who Wants to be Read in front of an audience of journalism hopefuls at Hepstontall, West Yorkshire. Meanwhile England are beating Croatia 4-1.

Will Buckley sits, slouches and slides around in the faded armchair for an Audience with… in front of a semi-circle of 16 budding journalists. Buckley’s adrenalin-fuelled performance as the self-styled wine swigging, bar-propping journalist coincidentally coincides with England’s resounding victory against Croatia in their World Cup qualifier. It is somewhat ironic that while the Observer’s Senior Sports Writer is given a talk chaired by the Sunday Mirror’s Senior Sports Writer, England are winning their most memorable victory since demolishing Germany 5-1 oh so many years ago. There are a few England fans amongst these wannabe journalists and none of us are able to watch the historic match. At least we start with a match update from Steve, the centre manager. "England are one-nil up." The football fans amongst us are still hankering for the pub at the top of the hill with Setanta Sports. But, alas, the lottery of the journalism course schedule means we are barred from seeing what turns out to be a famous win and another hat trick from a dashing young England forward. Instead, we are face-to-face with Buckley’s dinosaur hack on the edge of an extinction brought on, not by global warming or volcanic eruption, but by the man-made disaster to thoughtful newspaper writing that is the world wide web. 

This hyper-active, wiry ‘Charles Hawtrey on speed’ figure of a man with Edward Scissorhand’s haircut reads from his novel The Man Who Hated Football before tackling questions thrown in from the touchline. He stutters, murmurs and shrugs his way through each answer before catching himself digress so far from the subject that he often returns to the same query “what was the question?” He animates anecdotes with an ensemble of comic voices, punctuates points with swirling arms and occasional finger-splayed karate chops to mid air, crosses and uncrosses his legs like a well-dressed Kenny Everett. The only drag is the occasional pull on his plastic Simulated Cigarette nicotine substitute. Buckley’s humour is always to the fore from the journalist who was once, if briefly, a stand-up comic who ended his comedy career in front of a silent audience in Birmingham. The wine goes down and the fevered pitch goes up as he rails against online information overload and instant Internet reporting culled from 24 hour rolling TV news. The only interruption is Steve shouting out the latest score from Croatia. 4-1! But we are so dazzled by Buckley’s performance that the full meaning of what is being played out by England will only sink in with tomorrow's papers.

Buckley freely admits that if he were starting out now he would work on the web though he dislikes the lack of in-depth journalistic writing that it creates. “The web offers great opportunities for new journalists if you are prepared to be dedicated to sending in words, video and photos direct from locations.” He believes that the main thing the journalist should achieve is being challenged by Internet journalism. “The one thing a journalist can do is watch and write about an event and be trusted by the reader to choose what aspects of the event are important. A writer wants to be read, a reader wants to get to the end of the piece. To get the reader to the end means you have succeeded.” He vividly describes the ranks of Guardian web journalists reeling out thousands of words across the globe from the Beijing press office, most typing their copy below TV screens. “One of them wrote as many words in an afternoon as I’ve written in a decade!” The demand from newspaper editors for getting copy onto the Internet instantly is, Buckley argues, devaluing journalism.

Buckley fears for the final extinction of an older, beer-stained, newspaper culture. “The Observer office was a like a dysfunctional club. Nick Cohen could be found asleep under his desk. We used to drink in the Coach and Horses. It was owned by a friend of the Richardsons, not the Krays. No one knew who was inside the dark rooms hidden behind stained-glass windows. You could catch-up with other Observer correspondents returning from assignments in places such as Iraq.” When the traditional pub was converted to a modern cafĂ© bar and the stained-glass replaced with clear “now everyone can see where we spend our time.”

The days of the drinking hack are clearly marked as the Guardian embraces the immediacy that the Internet offers. Buckley brings back the discussion to the Internet again and again. At one point he questions some of the benefits offered by the web. “Will the Internet undermine celebrity control? Will it really be as democratic as promised?” His own answer on the future of journalism in the digital age is, by necessity, inconclusive but highly pertinent “It’s so fluid now that no one knows what’s going on.”

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Time Team

I was up on a remote, bleak moorland top in the Yorkshire Dales National Park in mid-July filming an episode of Time Team for broadcast in February 2009.

 It was a lot of fun and a very interesting experience. Each episode is filmed over 3 days. Basically there is a proper archaeological evaluation carried out with Phil Harding taking the lead in directing one or more of the trenches while John Gator and Stuart Ainsworth give suggestions on where to place trenches. At the same time 3 film crews are making a TV programme. Two separate crews connected by dirt and the past. They intersect regularly through the days - either led by the TV crew who have pre-arranged interviews and discussions to film or by the diggers when they make discoveries and have a part of the story to tell.

The main Time Team characters are mostly real archaeologists who can turn on TV-friendly lines when called upon. Tony Robinson, the only trained actor, is a master at this. One moment getting his coffee cup rained in to, the next smiling and asking the 'right' questions of one of the archaeologists with just a few minutes briefing.

Despite the daily torrential rain everyone remained good-natured and a decent evaluation was carried out. The programme is about navvies on Risehill Tunnel, part of the Carlisle to Settle line. As someone who has spent some time researching navvies through archaeology it was a great opportunity to see a navvy site being excavated, to see some of my ideas being tested and to be able to interpret the features and finds based on my experience at Tin Town. It was also great to catch up with some archaeological friends I've not seen for a while - Stuart Ainsworth, Francis Pryor and Deborah Anderson.

   
   

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Word and Violin and Hebden Bridge

A trip up the A629 on Friday, a first visit to Hebden Bridge, a reunion with Colm and Pireeni who we met in Honduras, an evening of poetry and violin. A day when different places, different times collided in West Yorkshire.

We had met Pireeni and Colm on a bus in Honduras between Christmas and New Year 2008. A conversation was struck, a friendship forged over bumpy hill roads. She is Anglo-Tamil Sri Lankan, he Irish and they live together in San Francisco. Amongst many things, she is a poet and he a fiddle composer/player who go by the name of Word and Violin. By luck or fate they were booked to play the Hebden Bridge Arts Festival only 50 miles or so north of Sheffield and we had the happy opportunity to meet again. No buses, no bumpy roads but lots of hills.

Their concert entertained, provoked thought, informed and transported across the globe, meeting again and again in the common threads of Sri Lankan and Irish history and politics. They are worth catching if they play near where you live. Even better for us, was the chance of reacquainting - in tea shops, on hills, by canals, while walking.

www.wordandviolin.com


  




Tuesday, 24 June 2008

The Damned United

The Damned United is David Peace's brandy-fuelled adrenalin rush through the 44 days in 1974 when Brian Clough was manager of Leeds United FC. The novel rams straight into the narrative on Day One, with Clough entering the club he hates to take over and take control. he despises the players and the coaching staff for their hard style of cheating football. As an emerging football fan at this time it transports me back to a time when I disliked Leeds for being a dirty, fouling and successful team and to when I first remember Cloughie, Ol' Big 'Ead ranting on the telly. The prose twitches and struts through the mind of heavy-drinking, heavy-smoking, heavy-swearing Clough as he meets the players he hates with a passion and fears out of fear at his own failings. The ego-mouth of English football is shown to have a fragility of confidence at Elland Road. But this is played against the self-believe that in part created his rise at Derby County where he took a losing second division side to English Champions in the late 1960s. They even went to a European Cup semi-final, only to lose to a Juventus side who had given gifts to the match referee.

The Damned United surges through the days at Elland Road, carrying me along with it at a pace that rushes the mind. The tobacco stained corridors, sweat-stinking changing rooms, motorway journeys and late night bargaining are all brought to life in a repetitive prose that makes you feel that you are stomping along the corridors, around the corners and onto the training pitches with Mr Clough.

I recommend it not only for football fans but for anyone interested in biography-based novels and modern English fiction. The text repeats on itself, charging faster-and-faster as it runs through the thought processes of a man possessed - by his genius, by his mission, by his alcoholism but most of all by football.

Thursday, 5 June 2008

Weather...

...its good in England or bad, its whether we put up with it. It's a relief to have a couple of whole days in a single row if good weather. Being outside makes such a difference, not penned in, not fetted, open and expansive. Your body feels more alive, your mind wakes up, your senses reach out.

I'm reading a book about the Little Ice Age which lasted from the 1300s to the 1800s so they say. Not so little for one person's life. Fascinating reading about the Norse discovery of what were to become the Americas, probably named after a Welsh merchant in Bristol who funded Cabot's voyages. They not only used currents to swing round and down Newfoundland but benefitted from the Medieval Warm Period which cleared coastal Greenland and the neighbouring seas  of glaciers and pack ice and allowed year-round settlement. But they found the indigenous people of America too hostile for them - presumably the only people that the Vikings did find too hostile given how they marauded and settled from Greenland to the Ukraine and, by subsequent generational proxy to Sicily (disguised as Normans).

Saturday, 10 May 2008

Clean Shaven Again


Clean Shaving Again
Originally uploaded by Bill Bevan
And after it was all shaved off. Not such a distinguished look as the Full Beard! I treat myself to a proper wet shave, despite having seen Sweeney Todd with Johnny Depp. It was a fantastic luxury, the cut-throat razor expertly handled by The Headmaster - a barber on Barber Rd, Sheffield. He's very much recommended if you want to give a real shave a go.

The Full Beard


The Full Beard
Originally uploaded by Bill Bevan
It has been a long time since one of us blogged. We have been back in the UK since the beginning of April, arriving via Spain due to a family illness, now thankfully well on the mend.

But, I thought it was unfair to those interested in the facially hirsute not to show everyone the beard in all its full glory. So, here it is just minutes before removal.